Thursday, November 03, 2011

2. The Wabbit and the Prehistoric Wabbit

Lapinette and the Wabbit followed the giant wabbit and found themselves in a strange landscape. "We're the ones that hopped through a singularity,” said the Wabbit. The Wabbit strode up to the giant wabbit and the giant wabbit bent down, "Are you a prehistoric wabbit?” asked the Wabbit. The giant shook his head. "Well, where is this land?" asked the Wabbit. The giant wabbit shook his head once more. Lapinette nudged the Wabbit because she had an idea. "D'on ets?" she asked. "I'm from here," said the giant wabbit. “I didn't know you spoke Klingon,” said the Wabbit. "Catalan," said Lapinette. “Oh,” said the Wabbit and he turned to the giant wabbit. "El mei aerollicador esta ple d'anguiles," he said with confidence. "I'm sorry your hovercraft is full of eels," replied the giant wabbit with surprise. The Wabbit shook his universal translator and hit it a few time with his paw. "What's your name" asked Lapinette. "Lag," said the giant wabbit and he turned to the Wabbit. "I do like your ears,” he said with enthusiasm. “It takes billions of years of evolution to get ears like this," said the Wabbit and he patted them. Lag smiled. "I would like to hop,” he said shyly. "I've been practicing." "Yes," said the Wabbit. "It needs work." Lapinette shot a warning glance at the Wabbit. "We can teach you, Lag." she said. "I thought we shouldn't meddle with space and time,” said the Wabbit. “We'll say it was like that when we got here,” smiled Lapinette.