Saturday, June 27, 2026

4. The Wabbit and the Hall of Praise

The Wabbit spiralled into a void - and he was followed swiftly by Lapinette. It was a vast hall, vaster than he'd seen. He kept looking up as if he was looking for stairs, but there were none. A figure emerged from the atmosphere, She looked familiar as if he'd seen her on television. "Boop de loop, Commander, you look dreamy!" Lapinette scowled. "Wabbit this is a dream." The Wabbit wore a silly smile and he responded with, "Am I really dreamy?" The figure twirled with a tray. "You're so funny Commander, I love all of your jokes to bits." The Wabbit's smile became enormous. "Tell me more!" The character span and span. "You're just so definitely delectable and desirable. You're fabulously funny!" Lapinette could see the Wabbit was lapping it up. "Wabbit! Wabbit, snap out of it!" The Boop Creature smiled a sickening smile, "You're so snappy and witty and wise. They should honour you with a prize." Lapinette was furious. She'd had enough. "And who might you be, Miss Scantily Clad? Because you're making me more than mad!" "Sing it," said the creature. Lapinette did sing it, because she couldn't help it. That was it for the Wabbit. He grabbed the creature and turned her upside down, along with her tray. "Take me to your leader!" "You're so handsome when your angry," breathed the creature. Lapinette took her opportunity. She swept her on the floor, pinned her down and hit her with the tray. "Leave my Wabbit alone!" "Oooooh!" said the creature. "Where do we get a drink around here?" The Wabbit was adamant. "Across the Hall." shrugged the creature.