Monday, August 03, 2026
7. Quantum, Skratch and the Buzzaks
Far off in space, Quantum and Skratch remained on the lookout for a more suitable planet. They dropped out of Lattice Drive to inspect a likely planet but spotted strange creatures on the horizon. "Buzzaks!" snapped Quantum, "I thought they'd been cleaned out by the Hydrolytes of Gamma 3." Skratch tried to appear nonchalant. "The whosis?" Quantum fired up the lattice drive, but it was infested by fluttering twisting wings of the buzzaks. "Filters clogged," said Quantum, "I'll have to reverse thrust and back again." A bang and a gurgle shook the Manifold. With an enormous whoosh, two giant buzzaks shot out. They coughed, they wheezed, they fluttered and of course they buzzed. Static was everywhere. It filled Quantum's cabin and Skratch covered his ears. "There are no sounds in space - except for the Buzzaks," said Quantum. "Whheeee. Squeeee. Bzzt. Wheeee." They were light years away now, but they could still be heard. "Do they bite, Quantum?" Quantum scowled as only a locomotive can. "Oh, Buzzaks are semi-androids and yes, how they bite! They deliver nano particles of breakfast, rendering victims stuporous." Skratch was horrified, "Let's get the Hell out of here." Quantum fired up the Lattice Drive. They shimmered and were gone. Skratch took out a notepad and pen. He struck the whole region from his list and glanced from the window. Fractals flew past. But hanging from the underside, just out of sight, was a giant buzzak - bigger than a tractor - with six toothed needles and fangs like saws ...
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