The Wabbit was hopping on a stroll near Via Aurelia. He felt as if he was being watched. He glanced around. "Hello Wabbit," said Wabsworth. Commander Wabsworth was the Wabbit's android copy. That copy had been made quite some time ago, so Wabsworth was now rather different from the original. "I felt I was being watched," said the Wabbit. "That was me," replied Wabsworth. The Wabbit shook his head. "No, I knew you were sneaking up. Someone else." Wabsworth laughed. "You're a secret agent, it's in your job description." The Wabbit scanned the buildings. "I didn't know I had one." Wabsworth stuck his paw in his fur, a bit like the Wabbit. "It's a secret." The Wabbit smirked. "You think you're funny." "We both are, but I'm funnier than you!" said Wabsworth. They laughed and hopped together for a while. "Have you got any enemies, maybe?" asked Wabsworth. "Does the Pope keep bears in the woods?" replied the Wabbit. "Hmmm," mused Wabsworth. The Wabbit smiled to himself. "Do you still have an off-switch?" Wabsworth grimaced and snarled. "If you had one, would you tell anyone?" Wabsworth had no sense of humour about that particular question and the Wabbit knew it. "Still got that feeling? asked Wabsworth. "I have," groaned the Wabbit. "If he gets any closer," sighed Wabsworth," we'll have to buy him a coffee." "And a cornuto!" quipped the Wabbit.
